*gunshot* *gunshot* *cash register noise*

I’m masturbating tbh

3 days wtf it’s actually been 2 weeks I’m heated

in the words of my fellow bloggers: this game is so toxic

Level 29 wtf is this shit

I hate candy crush too cuz I’ve been stuck on this frickin level for like 2 weeks wtf

I’m playing candy crush at 2 am wt

MOM dont u EVER fuckin interrupt my game of candy crush again u b*tch

*nonchalantly makes plans to make out with someone*

My armpits don’t smell too good and I’m doing sit-ups *MANLY GRUNT*

RT if naked as hell

notahoe:

I know the struggles some of you guys might be going through right now might seem unbearable but just remember that pain never lasts forever, you will eventually make it through, and those bad moments and struggles will develop character and will be a huge part of the wonderful, wise human being you’re about to become, so hang in there!

sharonosbourne:

JOEY NO

IM LAUGHING SO HARD TBH LIKE THE MOST HARD